Traitors dont deserve anything. (beat) What was that? I typically spend about two hours a day here at the library after school, then I either head to violin, lacrosse, or karate. I also took up a part time job to help pay for rent and food. Do you have something to share with the rest of us? He wouldnt have left me. Genre: Comedic. Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. My favorite place was Santas workshop. Jessie? Too sterile too gray too hopeless. So, run along, ya gombeen. Besides, all my favorite artists were plagued with it too. (Apply red lipstick.) Mom. I guess I dont have to tell you the rest. Wait, where are you going? Genre: Dramatic. You would think thats all the bad things that can happen in one day, right? I WILL share my room, but most importantly, Ill give that kid the childhood I never got to have. I know it in my bones. I had no idea what they could need to talk to us about, but we all sat on the couch anyway. By: Kara Smith, Age 14, North Carolina, USA Description: A student is asked to imagine their perfect day. Oh. Very well, then, if you please? I never thought Id miss that. Genre: Dramatic I do work hard. You take a deep breath, approach the troll, and ask for your pencil back. (exhales) Starting now. But its a snail. But now its decided. This is the worse day of my life, for real this time. Kennedy was the worst of them all. Butmaybe thats okay. Ugh. Im going off to college next week, and I cant take you with me. Actor should play the song listening for the misinterpreted phrase and actually sing it during the monologue. Now he sat down and tried hard to think of something. I want to know why she did it, and why I was stupid enough to never suspect her. I looked out the window and saw a man getting shot, blood ran down his neck as he fell. Great! Deep breathe After I calmed down, I thought, never mind, it will still be my story, Ill just look a bit different. Funny question, you see I was a dancer. No presidents no emperors, us kids. Jason! No puedo itsits a pimple! Eventually, I repaired all my friendships, so nothing was lost on my reflections havoc. Piglet: Yes, but I'm afraid, I'm very sorry, but when I was running---that is, to bring it---I fell down and----. Pops, my national ESPN ranking dropped from #1 to the very bottom of the list. I know him being in jail far away from you must be hard. Eeyore, I'm very glad that I thought of giving you a useful pot to put things in. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. The only reason Im asking politely is because you have a taser I mean I could have taken that along with your badge, keys, wallet, and rolex watch. Well, perhaps Eeyore doesn't like balloons so very much. And then lying on the grass, my body like lead, my head splitting with pain, and the sweet, overpowering fragrance of grass. By: Chelsie K., Alaska, USA, Age 12 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A cat tells a dog whos boss. What I mean is, here I am. Yes, my ship is tugging it. By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. Always knew it would." The Tigger Movie "Most likely he's stuck. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. By: Eleanor H., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. Was that normal for you? I have done that before. Every night Majestic and I would ride to where the sun touches the earth. I thought not. Always knew it would.". I want a piece! You firmly mouth the word no over your shoulder and turn back around. Yeah, you can probably imagine how well that went. Seattle Metropolitan Hockey League, No maam! I was a sophomore, and this whole high school thing? The next thing you know, I found myself here, inside this chilly, dark, and ominous-looking structure. Star after star. That day, we had just gotten home from school and our parents were still at work. Ill try harder, I promise. I stayed up all night reading classified documents. Though if you go back on your word and marry the princess, I swear Ill be cursing you from the underworld. Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back. By: Lavender Payne, Cupertino, California, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager survives the Columbine Shooting. Hahaha, Im such a mad man. Ms. Daniels is going to grade our papers right now? (pause) Perhaps it is because I take a special interest in some of her plants. I told him I did too. Embarrassed? Okay, you dont believe me? To my surprise, they were all shrunken about three sizes after taking them out of the dryer! 2 0 obj Im, Im just going to say it. Another one? I dont care. (pauses, looks at groom) I love him. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. (laughssees that she doesnt remember.) Oh yeah, and then syrup, which is about 100 calories, plus butter, which is 80 calories a teaspoon, then milk, 130 calories. He didnt give me a ticket. I am putting my foot down, and I have decided I will take over the family computer. He was trying to kill me, I swear! All I really want today is to grab these chips, head to my room, and drown out the yelling from my parents room with the screams from Chainsaw Massacre #2, because believe it or not, that movie is slightly less terrifying than whats going on outside my bedroom door. I thought it was normal to be scared around food. I was out in the garage taking off my boots, and she just wandered in. Now, Ive pushed for reform! Its selfish really, I know, but I deserved one. Hes gonna be so excited to play games for real again, I got him an Xbox for Christmas, its in two days. (Girl acts melodramatically) OMG! She had lots of friends and took the Nicest Student award away from me in the fifth grade, and I was so angry that I squeezed glue in her cubby, which showed how nice I really was. No rest for the wicked. Thats why I fall asleep in your class. A student sits at a desk, agonizing over a blank piece of paper. Heck, it puts everyones costume to shame. I wonder and I wonder, and I know that you say its just my imagination. I wasnt paying attention when my mom was telling me. Im so nervous, what if I suck? By: Louis McCartney, Age 17, Northern Ireland Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. Its unbearable. Not taking in music or colors or flavors, but folding the same damn thing again and again. Oh shoot, the alarm is going off! I was even born in here, I know its safe. Now, Im 95 and I can hardly walk. But you know what? Hello? Let me call you back when I get home. I mean, the other day, they argued about how to cut the toast. Martin, Ive never seen a cat so friendly. So, from now on I will call you Courage. Wait a minute. [Christopher Robin] Piglet, that was a very grand thing to do. Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. By: Lauren H., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A teen expresses the frustrations of being vertically challenged. Whooops. I cannot believe that there are even words coming out of my mouth, its almost as if my mind is full. Hes just too busy to write me back. He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. Ill just be sitting there in class, and my brain will start creating a story, and Ill feel like I have to draw the characters. I am your mother, and I deserve your respect. She helped me through everything and I cant express my gratitude for our relationship. So, then she held up my coffee and acted all apologetic like everything was gonna be fine. 16. Now, that guyhes a huge pompous jerk, and the exact definition of a delusional artist. He was like Ha, ha. That was stupid, but I have one better than that. I will stick to my own. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. My mother is the Goddess of Harvest, so she makes all the flowers grow and that sort of thing. Eeyore: If I decide to practice the slight movement from right to left or left to right, it's nobody's business but my own. To drive the boat and to make new memories. It was so weird. When I heard the train coming, I noticed Elroy and a group of his friends. Genre: Dramatic, Woman: (Starts to cry a little bit) I just dont get it. Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. Genre: Dramatic. If my brain fails, will I even know it? (Speaks like talking to a dog) Good boy. I mean really, you dont know how annoying you are until youre talking to yourself and only yourself 24/7, trying to pretend you have some semblance of a purpose. Anything that you say can and will be used against you. (Goes back to normal voice) I mean honestly! Theyre wolves, theyre sharks, and make no mistake, theres blood in the water. I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. Second Place Winner! Dont even get me started with the trial. This one change in my life would have a ripple effect on my life forever. How big was it? endobj I saw Georges horrified expression as I was falling. I even quit my job just so I could keep my eye on him. Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. Its just that I feel so insecure and overwhelmed. I realize theyre a little stained but isnt that just the sort of thing that happens as you use them? Im so sorry I wasnt paying attention and my song was on, you know and I was just in the groove like ayyy ayyy ayyy ayyy, ooouuuuuuu (Sunflower) oh uh sorry but my foot was just on the gas pedal, well its supposed to be duh, anyways just give me the ticket Ill pay whatever. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE! It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Boisterous and exuberant, Tigger is wonderful and one-of-a-kind. I mean, they used to be in love. (Rapidly breathing.) Pretty cool, right? How about you try to leave and rejoin? This all began on Monday. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, neither myself and nor my company, nor pasta had nothing to do with the untimely death of my wife. Help! Give them everything you didnt give me. I just trying to protect him, you know. What about the time that you lied to Elizabeth about never having dated Joelle and she found out and broke up with youbreaking your heart, really. If you were to choose to go back, back to when we were young, back to when your hopes were still present and your whole future lay ahead, would you do it? Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! First Place Winner! Bitterness eclipsed me and the emptiness within me ached. ), Lay your ear close to the hill. My name is Amber Bethany Elizabeth Mary-Sue Katherine Windslow. (Dramatically sets the scene) Seriously just imagine it, a storm suddenly hits, the air grows cold, and the sky darkens. There are 36 people in my English class. Well, yknow what? What a strange looking creature! Quarantine? Maybe I dont deserve to be #1 again. Downy Woodpecker, So that is my story, and also the story of how we have the seasons. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. (Tone switches, slightly hesitant.) Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. Shes getting water Or Its her turn never sat right with me. You don't understand how many times I've heard this kind of thing already. You see the thing is OK dont freak out but, I can read your mind! I would rather stay here on the docks, thank you very much. My sister is my very best friend. Come here. In fact, he says that if you dont give him a piece, hes going to tell the teacher. My cat doesnt like being weightless. Still have questions? Monster. But just to fill the time, I guess Ill go ahead and tell you another reason why Im eligible. Please vote to acquit. He didnt deserve this he had a family, and friends, and a future, he had a life. But she insisted that it was all just coincidence and Jessica said that she would help me cover the cost of the dress. Oh, I dont know why he does it. But we have made it, and we stand here together, today, in defiance of the odds, in unity. It was Max! I can hardly bear to think about it. No never mind its a long story. Smelly. Well now you know. Im not talking to her. After all I do for her, following her around the house to keep her safe, bringing her gifts, that I have hunted for her. I'm so rumblee in my tumblee, Oh, it, it, it just doesn't have that rustic and proper look. They smile and laugh and pull people in with dancing green eyes. (pause) Anyway, what are you doing tonight? The poor thing spent her last months folding and folding and folding. Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals. Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear She knows the answers to everything. You didnt expect that did you Yeah, I didnt either. Just pick her up, will you? All my scratches, scrapes, and slices are. I wouldnt just go around murdering my competition like I was on a hunt for Black Friday bargains and clearance bin steals? Jane, put that cell phone away! Yes, the Versace one. Apparently, my GPA is record-breaking which I is a good thing, but apparently not enough to get into the college of my choice. Use a doctor note, well I tried that one too, and as it turns out Im not very good at forging signatures. Smile, walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot two steps andright foot two steps and turn and back (rolls her ankle and collapses in pain.) Dear Lord. The sessions almost over? Because I gave into the stress Ive had to deal with. Next thing you know, Ill be popular. I can see everything in the universe. [Pooh] Happy Windsday Kanga, happy Windsday Roo! Hello, presidents office? Maybe someday Ill be brave enough to ask his name and invite him into the library. I'm a hefty happy Pooh. Holy crap! Until next time, Anna. Yeah, twelve. Genre: Comedic I cant swim and you want me to go on a boat in the MIDDLE of the ocean. Im happy he left us. I hope this letter (with pictures included) reaches you in good time, and that you may find joy and comfort within. Help! Best Eeyore Quotes. According to a new study, woman who make the first move in online dating tend to be rewarded. Nothing but a gloried delivery man if you ask me! The last thing I want to do is disappoint you. Had I known better, I would have done the same. Man! Of course I love animals. My father was a great person, at least to most of you. For example, going and goes in lines five and six as well as begin and But in lines twenty-three and twenty-four. One has to move forward in order to comfortably resolve a phrase or sentence. Now, behave Officer, I dont think the security cameras would appreciate a cop lunging at a student. What would you do if you were trying to escape with your life? Genre: Dramatic, (The actor should pantomime driving a car and being pulled over. I tried to mow the lawn, but I think I messed up and the lawnmower doesnt work anymore. [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. Mr. Milne was a successful author and playwright who used the friendship between Christopher Robin and Pooh as his inspiration for the bedtime stories he told his son. That buzzing noise means something, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee! No late-night work, drunken moods, or angry fits could change you. And technically, Im not homeless. By:Philip G., Age 13, New Mexico, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. I remember that she seemed to always be awake. I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. I know I`m young, I cant talk a lot of English, Pero yo entiendo, but I can understand it. Hey, Mom! Its lightning.yes, Im serious. Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic, (Actor should be over-the-top enthusiastic, acting out the pitches, bat swings, and catches.). Ive adored the little rascals since I could say the word. So everyone followed Eeyore. Grabs weights and does a few exercises to calm down.) Now would you be so kind as to pull me to a muddy place of which I know of. Genre: Dramatic. What did I just say? The power is out. The day started off like any normal day. Well, got to go. He constantly is trying to harm us in some way, and has spoken about three kind words to me total in the years that Ive known him. Well, Im a prince and-believe it or not- a true god. Its okay to tell me. Genre: Comedic. My first reaction was excitement and pure joy but didnt last long when I realized all the problems and complications. Pooh: I'm giving him this useful pot to keep things in! Anyways, whats in my file? By: Briana Rivera, Age 16, New York, USA Description: Anita, a character from West Side Story is talking to her brother Bernardo. Shes been a bit peckish lately and I dont want any of you fine guests to lose a finger. But he finds me. I can never sleep when I want to. How do you think that makes me feel, huh? I got him to tell me the datescost me a carrot and I headed on up there. Im not going one mile over the speed limit. Theres another one! Also, we believe that those who are drawn to GoodLife are kind of chosen people. I would also really appreciate it if I could be seated next to friends, or at least surrounded by people that Im friendly with. NASA says hallucinations are simply a side effect of being in space, like when astronauts report seeing streaks of light that come from nowhere. You need to memorize this before the interview starts (Phone rings. Thats okay, though. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. By: Lauren Mohr, Age 14 From: Manitoba, Canada Description: A soldier finds out they have died in battle. I mean, the frog was asking for it. Im pretty nervous. Id made the wrong decision. I dont like monologues. (pause) Yes. You don't eat them--- you smell them. Ill be there early. Oh, you should have seen their faces when Frankie asked me to the homecoming dance. So, the stages go like this: Sit and stare at the wall, eat and get bigger, and binge watch my favorite shows on Netflix. (frustrated again, panicking) Well, sell them as pets. When humans were created, I snuck some things of my own into that pot. She says that their music makes her feel like dancing and by dancing, I mean leaping and kicking and whipping her hair around in circles. As soon as I got home, I ran over the bowling alley and climbed up onto the top of the tunnel. He has a beard and scratches on his face, bruises too. Hi. (looks around) Where am I? Like it told me to buy this new computer game and have it shipped to the house. You said someone stole your crocs? Okay, lets try again. And I think allegiance means loyalty? That was before I realized there was so much sadness in the world. I grabbed the nearest object and smashed that little stinker till he was flatter than Flat Stanley himself. What am I in for? We miss and love you so much. A soccer player in France has been suspended for five years after biting the penis of an opponent during an altercation after a match. I just want to go home, man. Im legit doing more work in the Spanish class that Im just taking for extra credit than the class I want to focus my whole life on. [Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey! My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. Im gonna send you packing like I do to everyone else, and youll end up nothing more than a two-bit, D-list villain with an inferiority complex. ! (beat) Its WAY worse. Its a little creepy. END. A monologue happens when you think to yourself something like, "I need to buy bread." But other times, when you are reasoning, you might entertain and engage several points of view like a. And thats a lot of work on my part. Good riddance, hell say. Right now! When I was in high school I was big on theater, but not especially momolouges. It did give me a lot. His name was Alex. They call me freak. He just wasnt the same person anymore. And in a way, I love them. She was like (Turns dramatically to the side, lowers glasses and hunches over, shaking a finger, mimicking granny.) By: Emma Lugo, Age 13, USA Description: A spoken word piece reflecting on the speakers mother who lived in foster care. Enjambment forces a reader down to the next line, and the next, quickly. Well, working for Mr. Rupert has its challenges. I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. I cannot see myself. Christopher Robin: Many happy returns, Eeyore! Genre: Comedic. I cant do any of those things! Im failing all of my classes and I drop out of school to become a sign spinner outside of KFC. You ever know that kind of fear? I almost beat my game! I pull my VR goggles off. Like when the teacher announces to the whole class that you got a frowny face on your chart for the day. For some reason, the medicine just didnt work anymore. Get out of bed and find a desk already! In fourth and fifth grade Angela had a cubby right next to mine. I just single handedly went from town to town playing my flute and had an army of rats following me. Cheerio ! Well, the next thing I know, the numbers were announced and, like always, I didnt win. (Pauses. 911, what is your emergency? Do you remember when you always told me that the boys would be chasing me, because of my amazing good looks? Something to do with well, never mind. Uh Pooh Bear? Face to face. This was simply a scientific study. He had you all fooled. A vote for me is a vote for a better prom. I would never stop, and I couldnt, I thought. I fall asleep, and hey, whats-WHAT HAPPENED? Is I'm the only one. Its okay honey, we cant all be winners. What was I talking about Oh yeah, people ask what my biggest flaw is I guess Im just too strong. THEYRE COMING FOR US! I-I mean, of course, my parents would always tell me Im pretty. I used to be sort of an outcast and suddenly I had my first best friend! But most of all- most of all I am sad. Thats why I had to take this job Whats it like? (starts texting) Id like to tell you something. Piglet: I-I-I-I expect it was T-T-T-T-Tigger! Pooh: What do you think, Christopher Robin? I felt a sharp pain in my thigh, it took me a second before I had even fully realized what happened. In my mind, his eyes are open and he is reaching out. What about now?Dangit. Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. "Wish I could say yes, but I can't.". And its very cold in space-brrrr! I mean come on, 15 years in the can? Wait! I see the inside. Frying rice? Day after day, night after lonely night. Please, make yourself at home. Yes, Im serious. ", Owl: Yes, well, actually, of course, I wrote "A very happy birthday with love from Pooh.". Peach isnt the only skin colour to exist, or maybe people just say its skin colour, because they think its the only one that looks good on their drawings. We are what you would call a lifestyle brand. We all need to accept who we are, like that Miss Strawberry chic. He killed my dog! What if you never feel happy or excited about anything? Almost my entire family has been in jail before and I want to be the one to set an example for my familys next generation. Yeah, Ill admit it. I beg for this case to be dismissed before my company suffers further. Have you seen Piglet? Well, I walked into the bathroom to do my lady things and after I came out, I noticed something on my blanket. Dont follow in my footsteps and drop out because I did it. I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. You dont understand how many times Ive heard this kind of thing already. He doesnt say much. I miss her SO much. That little Americana she must have perfect skin. Genre: Comedic. No lies, no false fronts. Genre: Dramatic. cause hes definitely gonna ask me why I was going so fast. You know, the kind of monster that records a fight rather than breaking it up? stream Oh right, I cant. Both. And one day, Ill have me a kid, and I will love him, and always treat him good. Well, my friends say Im obsessed with celebrities. No! (pause) No, really. But I was seven! Look at all these scratches! In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. I didnt have a choice. Of course, I immediately punched him in the face, but he stayed up there and just kept talking, and after a couple of hours, I felt better, and actually started to like the guy. Me? Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. I know it may be a shock to some of you and others might have guessed it but yeah. I cant even take care of myself, how am I supposed to take care of a thing without a sense of self-preservation, judging from its missing leg? Take that, clock! The only reason she does pageants anymore is in hopes that her dad will reach out to her. Third Place Winner! Jessie! As this sash was laid upon me I swore to uphold the standards of Miss Fortune. Since the bears house, Ive stayed in some of the finest places in the world! By: Micaela E., Los Alamitos, CA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Elena confides in a friend about a crime she committed. In 5th grade, Mr. Fartherman ruined it for me. More like a person who was going to a costume party and couldnt decide between being a witch or an Indian Chief. The shirt is too tight, or too loose, or not the right colour, and the pants are too rigid, or too short, or too everything. Winnie the Pooh And that is the story of why I am laying in a hospital bed with a full body-cast. This is going to be so good. (Looks down at arm.) That spells Tigger. Will you please take out the trash? Weeks of messages from people I love dearly went unanswered. In this monologue, she is running through her chorography for her up-and-coming pageant and slowly unraveling. All Rights Reserved. I have to stay focused! This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert. Thursday, was St. Patricks Day, where drunk revelers take to the streets to celebrate. My mom has apologized for my dad leaving hundreds of times. Please dont turn me in. Another ticket! [Christopher Robin] Pooh bear, there's only one thing we can do, wait for you to get thin again. We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Norma Jean, better known as Marilyn Monroe. Actress transforms becoming Marilyn. Or ten. No, no I cant make it too serious. We are proud to present this special commemorative edition marking the 30th anniversary of Pooh's theatrical debut. Eeyore: Wrong again. You need to pay me now! The special edition version of this movie substituted the short: "Winnie the Pooh and A Day For Eeyore" for "Tigger Too". Monologue text "The fall of the house of Usher" by E. A. Poe Information The Fall of the House of Usher Role : Roderick Usher Place : Classical gothic imagery - England in the 1800's Story synopsis : Roderick Usher is the last surviving male of the Usher clan and seems to suffer from a terrible mental and bodily illness. Why, oh why, oh why? Sorry I knocked her over. I wanted to be so thin, that I wanted my cheekbones to look like they were stabbing through my skin; or my ribs begging for more room to grow. Hooray! Im turning thirteen next month which means Im basically a teenager. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!' The Social Round.. Then, when I got on the bus this morning, none of my friends were on, and I had to sit with a stranger! I mean, shrimp? [Rabbit] Oh, no, no, help! But what did you give us in return? 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